TheUsed2lguy

I'm from Seattle, WA, and I love coffee,
I go to Starbucks at least 2 times a day,
if I don't drink 5 pots a day I will die,
every day I wake up and take a bath in coffee,
I use marshmallows for soap,

I love coffee and I want to make love to it,
the only problem is it makes me look completely neurotic,
but at least I fit in,

Starbucks is heaven to me,
I go there and get a double chocolate,
cherry amaretto cappuccino in the morning,
then I drink a gallon of sweetened coffee when I get to work,
ah, this is the life.......wait, my stomach hurts,

I love coffee and I want to marry it,
it does make me look completely neurotic,
but at least I fit in,

Seattle has had several innovations in the last decade,
none bigger than the invention of Microsoft,
but none more important than the invention of Starbucks,
and things will only get better,
I dream of the day that we have coffee fountains,
instead of water fountains,
and the sky tinged with coffee ground,
so it will rain coffee,

I love coffee and I want to have sex with it,
I look completely neurotic,
but no one seems to notice,
because we're all the same,

Seattle is the grayest city in the world,
but it's also the greatest in the world,
I can barely wait until we attain perfection,
and every store in the world is a Starbucks,
or a cafe, or a coffee shop, or an expresso drive-thru,
Oh, I'm Sleepless in Seattle, because I just drank 10 gallons of coffee,
and I couldn't feel better...........I think

Coffee is the best person in the world,
coffee is the best invention the freakin' world has ever seen,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I got baptized with coffee,
and when I die, I'm going to be stuffed with coffee ground,
and my ghost is going to go to Starbucks, and drink a sh*tload of
coffee while I sit around and listen to my IPOD, and say, 'coffee rules'

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN

sounds like a barenaked ladies song

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ProggyMan

This is a joke song, right?

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TheUsed2lguy

Yes, I'm making fun of Seattle, even though it's one of the safest cities in America.
I just don't ever drink caffeine, so I feel really weird when I go there.
All of the advertisements are coffee. coffee. coffee. It's like 'Go to Starbucks today, and buy a 2 quart cafe latte, and get a free cup of coffee.'
So, I decided to go on a website, and make a poem about how much coffee they drink.
Ha! Take that Seattle. Put that in your mug, and smoke it. TheUsed2lguy has his revenge on Seattle.

SATCHMO

For a minute, I thought you were writing a song about my life

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TheUsed2lguy

You bathe in coffee?...............and use marshmallows for soap?..............'
pretty sick, chubbs.