Lyrics to be sung in the key of suck

Conan · 07-26-2009, 04:21 PM

Hey bitch, I'll smack you up/

Because I drink my beer from a giant cup/

Just feelin' in my soul, those walls are closin in like a fallin' big man eatin a happy meal/

I miss you girl cause you were my girl who I loved in my pain through my pain/

Livin' life large like i'm on a big barge and a big peice of the truth that you can't handle/

Oh oh, I love you (x25)

I have so many problems but you make it better when I see you face/

The mirror is reflecting my pain and anguish without a trace/

Oh my girl you are my love who is my girl cause you had your own phone that'd we'd make fake phones and be sellin' on tha streets when an East side fool is up in your face I protect you in the Morning Sun because the moon is your face/

My soul is callin' for the reflection of your eyes like a big prize in the skies over Paris

more later

right-track · 07-26-2009, 05:39 PM

^Can anyone play?

Check me out,
I'm a lyrical genius,
The size of my IQ is the size of my penis...

...in millimetres! X100

*with apologies to tanner99

Conan · 07-26-2009, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

^Can anyone play?

Of course! But I don't think we'll ever top these wonderful lyrics.

right-track · 07-26-2009, 05:58 PM

I had no idea he'd done others.

Well at least he's consistent.

tanner99 · 07-26-2009, 08:08 PM

i ****in hate you guys

Conan · 07-26-2009, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tanner99

i ****in hate you guys

We're just giving you a hard time. Every songwriter starts with lemons, you guys would laugh your asses off at some of the stuff I used to write. Cred to you for having the guts to share, one day I'm sure you'll be fantastic.

bungalow · 07-26-2009, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tanner99

i ****in hate you guys

Go write a song about dismembering them.

tanner99 · 07-26-2009, 08:32 PM

i thought my lyrics were alright. but apparently they suck. i feel unmotivated now.

Conan · 07-26-2009, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tanner99

i thought my lyrics were alright. but apparently they suck. i feel unmotivated now.

You won't get gold if you don't keep writing. Gold like this:

We were makin' bacon/
It was a one night stand/

But your eyes were like no mans land/
Cause' your beautifu like the sun is blue/

The sun is blue cause I love you (x100)

Oh the stars are like heavens in your face/
Like a without a trace/

In my moon is a home for you/
Insert it up the crater/

Like a darkness over the clouds/
Just sit there cause I love you

Your my blue moon sun cause you look like a moon/
Stars in heaven are blowin' balloons/

But we don't need them/
Cause you're blowin' me

Cause you're blowin' me (x25)

Solo

Fade Out

Fade In

Solo

Repeat first verse

Fade Out

Freebase Dali · 07-28-2009, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tanner99

i thought my lyrics were alright. but apparently they suck. i feel unmotivated now.

It's ok little buddy, where your lyrical ability to give us joy has failed... Your inability has not.
You have made us smile and laugh at your expense.
That is truly a great sacrifice.
You should be proud.

07-26-2009, 04:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Conan I'm a noun! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Garth Brookes Capital of the World Posts: 1,683	Lyrics to be sung in the key of suck Hey bitch, I'll smack you up/ Because I drink my beer from a giant cup/ Just feelin' in my soul, those walls are closin in like a fallin' big man eatin a happy meal/ I miss you girl cause you were my girl who I loved in my pain through my pain/ Livin' life large like i'm on a big barge and a big peice of the truth that you can't handle/ Oh oh, I love you (x25) I have so many problems but you make it better when I see you face/ The mirror is reflecting my pain and anguish without a trace/ Oh my girl you are my love who is my girl cause you had your own phone that'd we'd make fake phones and be sellin' on tha streets when an East side fool is up in your face I protect you in the Morning Sun because the moon is your face/ My soul is callin' for the reflection of your eyes like a big prize in the skies over Paris more later __________________ Last.fm Indian Classical Music My Work

07-26-2009, 05:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
right-track Year Zero Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 7,752	^Can anyone play? Check me out, I'm a lyrical genius, The size of my IQ is the size of my penis... ...in millimetres! X100 with apologies to tanner99 __________________ © All right-track's posts are copyrighted to RT Enterprises®, all members wishing to quote right-track must seek permission via private message.* WARNING: Due to the effects of alcohol, right-track's weekend posts may contain explicit language such as; fuck, cunt, twat and bollocks. PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED. KEEP ON KEEPING ON

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right-track Year Zero Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 7,752	I had no idea he'd done others. Well at least he's consistent. __________________ © All right-track's posts are copyrighted to RT Enterprises®, all members wishing to quote right-track must seek permission via private message. WARNING: Due to the effects of alcohol, right-track's weekend posts may contain explicit language such as; fuck, cunt, twat and bollocks. PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED. KEEP ON KEEPING ON

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