probably the worst song ever written (Europe, American)

Gentleman Johnny · 06-24-2005, 10:23 AM

what can i say, i like food

I love to eat food
It’s the only thing that I persue
I love you baby, but I got to tell the truth
I love food more than you.

I like Mexican and Asian food
In fact anything from Europe will do
From Wendy’s and McDonalds to the Cordon Bleu -CHORUS
I like to eat food, thats the truth

A fork and a knife is all for me
A plate and a napkin is all I need
Cook it up right, make sure it don’t bleed
I like food baby, don’t you see

You are so smart and well read
But I’ll eat anything that is dead
You prefer soups, salads, and bread
But I’m content when I’m well fed

EDGE · 06-24-2005, 10:35 AM

Who does that?

**sleepy jack** · 06-24-2005, 10:51 AM

This is why americans are so obese.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 06-24-2005, 11:26 AM

yup...sad thing it is.

Gentleman Johnny · 06-24-2005, 01:01 PM

i am not obese, i just like to eat. i aint even fat, im skinny.

SATCHMO · 06-24-2005, 01:04 PM

I LIKE it !!!!!!!!!!!!

gabbagabba_hey · 06-24-2005, 01:05 PM

dammit now im hungry

Pansy! · 06-24-2005, 01:07 PM

Oh most radical.

Im american...but Im not fat *holds fist at Mcdonalds* BRING IT ON!

Gentleman Johnny · 06-24-2005, 05:58 PM

that guy with that thing was cool.

gabbagabba_hey · 06-24-2005, 06:50 PM

^ huh

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06-24-2005, 10:23 AM
Gentleman Johnny cuāuhtli & ocēlōtl Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oakland Posts: 1,265	probably the worst song ever written what can i say, i like food I love to eat food It’s the only thing that I persue I love you baby, but I got to tell the truth I love food more than you. I like Mexican and Asian food In fact anything from Europe will do From Wendy’s and McDonalds to the Cordon Bleu -CHORUS I like to eat food, thats the truth A fork and a knife is all for me A plate and a napkin is all I need Cook it up right, make sure it don’t bleed I like food baby, don’t you see You are so smart and well read But I’ll eat anything that is dead You prefer soups, salads, and bread But I’m content when I’m well fed __________________ man why brothers gotta act so scandalous, mad at us? because we aint no janitors.

06-24-2005, 10:35 AM
EDGE onnee loooveee Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Leominster, Massachuetts Posts: 1,033	Who does that? __________________ citizen cope She drink a beer with a proper shot She got knocked up in a pickup truck But she got engaged when she was nineteen To this dude who was acting insane Has a .45 that he always cleaned Said one day one day one too many days Now she ducked and she ran away Never to be heard from, never to be seen I check the cover of a magazine I'm just wondering how, just wondering how

06-24-2005, 10:51 AM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,311	This is why americans are so obese. __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

06-24-2005, 01:01 PM
Gentleman Johnny cuāuhtli & ocēlōtl Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oakland Posts: 1,265	i am not obese, i just like to eat. i aint even fat, im skinny. __________________ man why brothers gotta act so scandalous, mad at us? because we aint no janitors.

06-24-2005, 01:04 PM
SATCHMO Dirt McGirt 08' Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Through the looking glass Posts: 1,685	I LIKE it !!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.....and the machine is bleeding to death

06-24-2005, 01:05 PM
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 192	dammit now im hungry __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

06-24-2005, 01:07 PM
Pansy! Like Friend like Lover! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a house... Posts: 34	Oh most radical. Im american...but Im not fat holds fist at Mcdonalds BRING IT ON! __________________ It breaks my heart. We’ve applied mascara to the radio, But that’s just a quick fix and we need a little more. Does it matter to you at all? Are you listening? Or have you tuned out? Get by. Get gone. Get high. Get wronged.

06-24-2005, 05:58 PM
Gentleman Johnny cuāuhtli & ocēlōtl Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oakland Posts: 1,265	that guy with that thing was cool. __________________ man why brothers gotta act so scandalous, mad at us? because we aint no janitors.

06-24-2005, 06:50 PM
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 192	^ huh __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown