this month has been one step forward, then two steps back,
yep its crap, i wanted it to take off like a jet pack,
but its all gone wrong and I've gotta accept that,
now my moods all dark like jet black.
my pay cheque, less tax, was two grand down when i checked that,
it got me stressed to the max,
so i took a step back, to inspect the facts,
whoever did this is gonna get their neck snapped,
for the respect they lacked.
you can bet that's a fact.
then my car just died, mate i laughed and cried,
feels like im swimming against a faster tide,
and for the parts i tried, to search far and wide,
even my father sighed, when i told him and took away half my pride.
but anyway i fixed it, and the bill i paid made me feel a bit sick,
the problem with bad luck is that sh.it sticks,
and it was the very next day that the next bit hit.
i shouldn't admit this,
but i call my Mrs honey cos she's sweet but a bit thick,
she's more inclined to check her lipstick, than the oil in her car with her dipstick,
that might sound chauvanistic, but with this chick you've got to be a bit realistic,
she said my cars broke down now im stuck like pritt stick,
is god sadistic? what the fu.ck is this?
has the apocalypse hit cos im about to go ballistic.
so i went to the bank to see what we could afford to pay,
on the way i raised my eyes up to the lord to pray,
i said lord its James i hope you're feeling bored today,
i need your help both our cars have been through the wars again,
a ford k a and a Honda accord in grey,
then a dove leapt up and just soared away.
but it turns out to god im just a laughing stock,
cos i turned up at the bank to see my cards been blocked,
apparently people tried to take money out of it,
i felt the pressure building and could tell i was about to flip,
i couldn't help myself, i just had to fuc.king shout a bit,
the cashier started spouting sh.it,
about how i should calm down and sit,
feels like im hanging on by fingertips while the mountain slips.
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