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Old 09-04-2005, 03:11 AM  
sleepy jack
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Default 0mFg t3h puNx l0v3 s0ngz!1!

Okay this is a love song done by a punk band.

be pre warned lyrics = shit.

You make me do things late at night

Yeah i dont wanna skank with her.
Yeah i dont wanna jack off to that slut
Yeah im not gonna ask her out
She aint you so fuck her

I Wont eat my pastaroni with anyone but her
I wont touch myself at night without thinking of her
I wont skank with anyone but her
I wont with anyone but her

I love my punk rock girl.
Preppy sluts aint my fuckin world.
Shes mine and not yours
When i go to a show it aint with some high class hoe.
Its with a lower class brat like her

I Wont eat my pastaroni with anyone but her
I wont touch myself at night without thinking of her
I wont skank with anyone but her
I wont with anyone but her

*orgasmic noises with our female guiarist screaming "oh oh keep coming oh oh faster!"

I Wont eat my pastaroni with anyone but her
I wont touch myself at night without thinking of her
I wont skank with anyone but her
I wont with anyone but her
I Wont eat my pastaroni with anyone but her
I wont touch myself at night without thinking of her
I wont skank with anyone but her
I wont with anyone but her
I wont eat my pastaroni with anyone but her.
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Old 09-04-2005, 10:50 AM  
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horrible
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Old 09-04-2005, 12:49 PM  
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if anything those lyrics made me laugh...
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Old 09-04-2005, 01:35 PM  
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misfits...what the f*ck?
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Old 09-04-2005, 01:44 PM  
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If you had said that you were trying to write something honestly serious, I'd have harpooned you along time ago. But this was so bad it was funny.
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JFK was a terrible musician.
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Old 09-04-2005, 02:42 PM  
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She drink a beer with a proper shot
She got knocked up in a pickup truck
But she got engaged when she was nineteen
To this dude who was acting insane
Has a .45 that he always cleaned
Said one day one day one too many days
Now she ducked and she ran away
Never to be heard from, never to be seen
I check the cover of a magazine
I'm just wondering how, just wondering how
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Old 09-04-2005, 02:54 PM  
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that isn't even a full elipsis, Edge, quit being so lazy and review.
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Old 09-04-2005, 03:20 PM  
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Don't tell me what to do.
Let me be lazy.
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She drink a beer with a proper shot
She got knocked up in a pickup truck
But she got engaged when she was nineteen
To this dude who was acting insane
Has a .45 that he always cleaned
Said one day one day one too many days
Now she ducked and she ran away
Never to be heard from, never to be seen
I check the cover of a magazine
I'm just wondering how, just wondering how
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Old 09-04-2005, 03:24 PM  
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.......It was meant to be funny.........
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I wont touch myself at night
oh yes you will.
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