The English Football Thread (American, quote)

**right-track** · 01-28-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by franscar

Careful Gary, you might be accused of bringing passion into a football match.

That gave me goosebumps.

**right-track** · 02-15-2006, 01:22 PM

F.A.CUP 5th ROUND. LIVER***L V. MANCHESTER UNITED.

Jesus I can feel the tension rising already.
This is it!!! The expectations have been building all week for this one.
I can sense the electricity flowing up and down the East Lancs Road between these two cities...and it's only Wednesday.

The difference between a Manc and a Bin Dipper.

A Man United and Liverpool fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway.
Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.

“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the Liverpool fan
“I agree” replies the United fan

The United fan then returns to the wreckage of his car,
and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.

“Look” he says to the Liverpool fan, “this must be another sign from God,
we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”

He hands the bottle over to the Liverpool fan who takes 2 large gulps from the bottle
before passing it back to the United fan,
who then puts the top back on and returns the bottle to his car.

“Aren’t you having any?” asks the Liverpool fan.

“No our kid” replied the United fan, “I think I’ll wait till the Police get here.”

COME ON YOU REDS!

Merkaba · 02-15-2006, 01:27 PM

On a side note, I saw highlights of the Liverpool Arsenal game.

Are Arsenal that crap or are Liverpool just always on the attack like the way they were that day. Making them pretty bloody good. Props to Arsenals Goalkeeper though, he survived a bit.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 02-15-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba

On a side note, I saw highlights of the Liverpool Arsenal game.

Are Arsenal that crap or are Liverpool just always on the attack like the way they were that day. Making them pretty bloody good. Props to Arsenals Goalkeeper though, he survived a bit.

Well Arsenal have something like 8 defenders out injured out at the moment & have to rely on kids.

And they`re skint because they`ve been building this new stadium so buying new players is out too.

I think it`s great I f*cking hate Arsenal

**Urban Hatemonger** · 02-15-2006, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

F.A.CUP 5th ROUND. LIVER***L V. MANCHESTER UNITED.

Jesus I can feel the tension rising already.
This is it!!! The expectations have been building all week for this one.
I can sense the electricity flowing up and down the East Lancs Road between these two cities...and it's only Wednesday.

COME ON YOU REDS!

I don`t get this Gary Neville is gonna get some stick from the Anfield crowd stuff , doesn`t he get it from them regardless ?

Won`t Liverpool be in red for this game

**right-track** · 02-15-2006, 02:01 PM

Liver***l play in dark pink mate.

As for Gary Neville, yes he does, as do all the other United players visiting Anfield.
It's just the press trying to rile things up before the match.
Can't understand why they bother, this game needs no hype.

Robbie Fowler introduces new training tactics on his return.

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**Urban Hatemonger** · 02-15-2006, 02:14 PM

While we`re making fun of Liverpool....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard Houllier

Bruno Cheyrou is the new Zinedine Zidane

franscar · 02-15-2006, 02:37 PM

Liverpool - United.

Draw written all over it. United could play Silvestre at the back on his own, blindfold, and Liverpool's strikers still couldn't score.

United'll do them in the replay, and go on to win the cup, and make me some money. £10 on at 13/2 will do me nicely, especially as Birmingham at 22/1 was more a píss-take than a proper bet.

**right-track** · 02-17-2006, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by franscar

Liverpool - United.

Draw written all over it. United could play Silvestre at the back on his own, blindfold, and Liverpool's strikers still couldn't score.

United'll do them in the replay, and go on to win the cup, and make me some money. £10 on at 13/2 will do me nicely, especially as Birmingham at 22/1 was more a píss-take than a proper bet.

I have a sneaky suspicion you may be right, in which case I'll be happy to bring them back to Old Trafford for the replay.

And while I'm at it, more Scouse baiting...

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**Urban Hatemonger** · 02-18-2006, 01:41 PM

Watching Real Madrid vs Alaves

Someone should tell Guti no matter how much he tries he`ll never look hard & threatening.

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02-15-2006, 01:22 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,055	F.A.CUP 5th ROUND. LIVERL V. MANCHESTER UNITED.* Jesus I can feel the tension rising already. This is it!!! The expectations have been building all week for this one. I can sense the electricity flowing up and down the East Lancs Road between these two cities...and it's only Wednesday. The difference between a Manc and a Bin Dipper. A Man United and Liverpool fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt. “This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the Liverpool fan “I agree” replies the United fan The United fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving. “Look” he says to the Liverpool fan, “this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival” He hands the bottle over to the Liverpool fan who takes 2 large gulps from the bottle before passing it back to the United fan, who then puts the top back on and returns the bottle to his car. “Aren’t you having any?” asks the Liverpool fan. “No our kid” replied the United fan, “I think I’ll wait till the Police get here.” COME ON YOU REDS! __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

02-15-2006, 01:27 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	On a side note, I saw highlights of the Liverpool Arsenal game. Are Arsenal that crap or are Liverpool just always on the attack like the way they were that day. Making them pretty bloody good. Props to Arsenals Goalkeeper though, he survived a bit. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

02-15-2006, 02:01 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,055	Liver*l play in dark pink mate. As for Gary Neville, yes he does, as do all the other United players visiting Anfield. It's just the press trying to rile things up before the match. Can't understand why they bother, this game needs no hype. Robbie Fowler introduces new training tactics on his return. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

02-15-2006, 02:37 PM
franscar Honky Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Birmingham Posts: 687	Liverpool - United. Draw written all over it. United could play Silvestre at the back on his own, blindfold, and Liverpool's strikers still couldn't score. United'll do them in the replay, and go on to win the cup, and make me some money. £10 on at 13/2 will do me nicely, especially as Birmingham at 22/1 was more a píss-take than a proper bet. __________________ Franscar is metal. You are not.

02-18-2006, 01:41 PM
Urban Hatemonger Groovy Hate F*ck Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nuuk , Greenland Posts: 9,416	Watching Real Madrid vs Alaves Someone should tell Guti no matter how much he tries he`ll never look hard & threatening. __________________