The English Football Thread (American, quote)

**right-track** · 03-26-2006, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Birmingham 1 . 0 down against Man U after 2 minutes.

Here we go again

Final score 3-0. Another spanking.

And they play Chelsea next.
Poor Steve Bruce.

**right-track** · 03-27-2006, 02:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtExx...otball%20Clips

Features Keanos tackle on Haaland...priceless.

DontRunMeOver · 03-27-2006, 02:40 PM

That video is brilliant.

The one after Keane's tackle is my favourite. He just flying kicks the guy in the head.

As my dad says, 'ignore the ball and get on with the game'.

EDIT: That last punch is ridiculous too. The guy in white hits the guy in the stripes, so what does the guys in stripes do? He turns away, holding his head and just stands there. What a knob. Violence is neither big nor clever, but the final punch is hilarious.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 03-27-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtExx...otball%20Clips

Features Keanos tackle on Haaland...priceless.

I miss those Man U / Arsenal games , they were the highlight of the season.

Everybody says Keane ended Haaland`s career with that tackle , but what they seem to forget is Haaland retired because of an injury to his left knee , not his right which is what Keane went for.

**right-track** · 03-28-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I miss those Man U / Arsenal games , they were the highlight of the season.

Everybody says Keane ended Haaland`s career with that tackle , but what they seem to forget is Haaland retired because of an injury to his left knee , not his right which is what Keane went for.

They don't seem the same anymore do they?

I'm glad someone pointed that out about that lying bastard Haaland.
And even to this day the 'Bitters' still claim Keane ended his career.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 03-28-2006, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

And even to this day the 'Bitters' still claim Keane ended his career.

Playing for Man City did that

**right-track** · 03-28-2006, 03:48 PM

Conversation with a lad at work today (City fan).

me; Arsenal v. Juventus tonight.

City fan; Yeah, big game that. Fancy Juve to win easily and for Ronaldinho to score a couple.

me; who to score a couple?

City fan; Ronaldinho!

me; naah mate!

City fan; Yeah, he's well top.

me; Oh for fucks sake!

City fan; What?

These are the kind of panheads I have to work with.

DontRunMeOver · 03-28-2006, 03:51 PM

Well, if anybody has the talent to score goals in a match he's not playing in, its Ronaldinho.

**right-track** · 03-28-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

Well, if anybody has the talent to score goals in a match he's not playing in, its Ronaldinho.

Yeah...but not 2.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 03-28-2006, 03:55 PM

Juventus are one of the most overrated teams in Europe.

Sure they were good 5 /10 years ago , but the Italian league is in the sh*t at the moment , all the best players are either in the Premiership or La Liga.

Wasn`t surprised at all to see Arsenal kick their asses.And with 2 playes sent off , Viera suspended & Del Piero injured they`re f*cked for the 2nd leg.

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right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 4,923	Conversation with a lad at work today (City fan). me; Arsenal v. Juventus tonight. City fan; Yeah, big game that. Fancy Juve to win easily and for Ronaldinho to score a couple. me; who to score a couple? City fan; Ronaldinho! me; naah mate! City fan; Yeah, he's well top. me; Oh for fucks sake! City fan; What? These are the kind of panheads I have to work with. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

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