The English Football Thread (American, quote)

**right-track** · 05-02-2007, 03:48 PM

*is severely distraught*

adidasss · 05-02-2007, 03:58 PM

**right-track** · 05-02-2007, 04:27 PM

Thanks.

They made my team look ordinary...I couldn't believe my eyes.

I didn't think it was possible.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 05-05-2007, 06:07 PM

WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adidasss · 05-05-2007, 07:45 PM

Whose we?

**Urban Hatemonger** · 05-05-2007, 07:57 PM

That would be the mighty Swindon Town FC who won promotion to League 1 earlier today.

**right-track** · 05-06-2007, 02:38 AM

Congrats Urban.

**right-track** · 05-06-2007, 02:45 AM

After yesterdays victory over our local rivals "the bitters", I'm hoping for MJ's Gooners to beat the Chelsea Rent Boys today, for United to win the League.

My liver is groaning with anticipation.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 05-06-2007, 03:07 AM

I actually want Chelsea to win this one so you can take their title in their own back yard on Wednseday

**right-track** · 05-06-2007, 03:10 AM

That would be the perfect way to win the league and save my liver.

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05-02-2007, 03:48 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,048	is severely distraught __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-02-2007, 03:58 PM
adidasss deadbeat Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,500	__________________

05-02-2007, 04:27 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,048	Thanks. They made my team look ordinary...I couldn't believe my eyes. I didn't think it was possible. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-05-2007, 06:07 PM
Urban Hatemonger Groovy Hate F*ck Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nuuk , Greenland Posts: 9,411	WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________

05-05-2007, 07:45 PM
adidasss deadbeat Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,500	Whose we? __________________

05-05-2007, 07:57 PM
Urban Hatemonger Groovy Hate F*ck Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nuuk , Greenland Posts: 9,411	That would be the mighty Swindon Town FC who won promotion to League 1 earlier today. __________________

05-06-2007, 02:38 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,048	Congrats Urban. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-06-2007, 02:45 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,048	After yesterdays victory over our local rivals "the bitters", I'm hoping for MJ's Gooners to beat the Chelsea Rent Boys today, for United to win the League. My liver is groaning with anticipation. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-06-2007, 03:07 AM
Urban Hatemonger Groovy Hate F*ck Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nuuk , Greenland Posts: 9,411	I actually want Chelsea to win this one so you can take their title in their own back yard on Wednseday __________________

05-06-2007, 03:10 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,048	That would be the perfect way to win the league and save my liver. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.