The English Football Thread (American, quote)

**jackhammer** · 01-30-2008, 05:39 PM

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BBC NEWS | Business | Fans make Liverpool takeover move

They are in such a mess.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 01-30-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

Just in:
BBC NEWS | Business | Fans make Liverpool takeover move

They are in such a mess.

Jeremy Beadle's dead?

weleasewoger72 · 01-31-2008, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Right then...where were we?

Ah yes... you "hate Man Utd with a passion."

Why's that I wonder?

Could it be the close geographical proximity of our two cities?
Would it be the fierce rivalry both our supporters and clubs have?
Maybe it's historical, what with all the trophy's Torquay have won in the past, no wonder you hate us now.

I'm curious, just exactly why would you hate Man United with a passion"?

Envy?

Does there have to be a reason to hate the Scum?

I hate them because being a Southerner I see the Manure top everywhere I look. I hate them because all their fans are smug. I hate them because you sing Hillsborough songs. I hate them because at one point you always scored winners in the 90th minute of injury time or whenever Fergie allowed the ref to blow up for full time.

Just because I'm a Torquay why would that make me envious of Manure? If that were the case I'd be supporting teams like Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool or even Manure. I support Torquay because I love them. You never know what to expect - we could win, lose or draw. We have amazing fan(s). We have the biggest away support in the Non-League. I also get to see Helen Chamberlin wear a Torquay top every now and again!

I suspect you're not a real Manure fan anyway. I have friends from Essex and they've never heard of you.

Amazing free kick last night by the way.

**right-track** · 01-31-2008, 06:09 AM

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I hate them because you sing Hillsborough songs.

Not true.

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or whenever Fergie allowed the ref to blow up for full time.

Not true.

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Amazing free kick last night by the way.

True.

weleasewoger72 · 01-31-2008, 06:42 AM

Take your red glasses off.......
I've heard manure fans sing Hillsborough songs on 2 separate occasions. Once at West Ham and the other time at Spurs.

Oh I hate Manure because they stole Lee Sharpe from us for hardly any money!

**right-track** · 01-31-2008, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by weleasewoger72

Oh I hate Manure because they stole Lee Sharpe from us for hardly any money!

Torquay United
Manchester United
Leeds United
Sampdoria (loan)
Bradford City
Portsmouth (loan)
Exeter City
Grindávik
Garforth Town

You could argue his career was never the same after leaving Torquay.
He was rated higher than Giggs when he first arrived at Old Trafford too.
His lifestyle upset the big man one too many times.

**jackhammer** · 01-31-2008, 01:09 PM

Villa have got five players in the england squad. how many will start though? Probably none

. It's a good indicator of O' Neills man management though.

**right-track** · 01-31-2008, 01:13 PM

Ashley Young is a wanker!

Good prospect though.

**jackhammer** · 01-31-2008, 01:15 PM

So is Agbonlahor and Barry has always been very consistent. Not sure about Carson though.

**right-track** · 01-31-2008, 01:16 PM

Wankers or good prospects?

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jackhammer A Cabled Discount Join Date: May 2007 Location: U.K Posts: 5,356	Villa have got five players in the england squad. how many will start though? Probably none . It's a good indicator of O' Neills man management though. __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.

01-31-2008, 01:13 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,266	Ashley Young is a wanker! Good prospect though. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

01-31-2008, 01:15 PM
jackhammer A Cabled Discount Join Date: May 2007 Location: U.K Posts: 5,356	So is Agbonlahor and Barry has always been very consistent. Not sure about Carson though. __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.

01-31-2008, 01:16 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,266	Wankers or good prospects? __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.