The English Football Thread (American, quote)

**right-track** · 05-28-2008, 12:29 PM

I'm interested in how the Chelski players react after the Final and seeing Walcott get a decent run out alongside Rooney.

**jackhammer** · 05-28-2008, 12:31 PM

I hope Agbonlahor get's a run out some time too.

**right-track** · 05-28-2008, 12:32 PM

What about Ashley Young?

**jackhammer** · 05-28-2008, 12:33 PM

He's on the webcam isnt he?

**jackhammer** · 05-28-2008, 04:39 PM

The English soccer team triumphed over the American soccer team by two field goals to zero. The goals were captured in the first and second quarters. Goal defence player John Terry made a head connection to pass into the goal and mid zone player Stephen Jerard recieved a 15 yard assist to give England a clear two zero victory in the queen's own England town.

**right-track** · 05-28-2008, 04:42 PM

U.S.A. were lucky to get zero.

**right-track** · 05-28-2008, 04:43 PM

Jolly Olde England 2 Team America zilch, nadda, zip.

**jackhammer** · 05-28-2008, 04:45 PM

Tea V Cola. There can be only one winner.

**right-track** · 05-28-2008, 04:46 PM

Why didn't they field an offense?

**jackhammer** · 05-28-2008, 05:00 PM

Defense is the new offense apparently, and when Shrek caught a few American players with his protective foot stud boots it was reasoned that letting the English run the 70 yard line was the best way to play soccer.

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05-28-2008, 12:29 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,266	I'm interested in how the Chelski players react after the Final and seeing Walcott get a decent run out alongside Rooney. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-28-2008, 12:31 PM
jackhammer A Cabled Discount Join Date: May 2007 Location: U.K Posts: 5,354	I hope Agbonlahor get's a run out some time too. __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.

05-28-2008, 12:32 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,266	What about Ashley Young? __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-28-2008, 12:33 PM
jackhammer A Cabled Discount Join Date: May 2007 Location: U.K Posts: 5,354	He's on the webcam isnt he? __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.

05-28-2008, 04:39 PM
jackhammer A Cabled Discount Join Date: May 2007 Location: U.K Posts: 5,354	The English soccer team triumphed over the American soccer team by two field goals to zero. The goals were captured in the first and second quarters. Goal defence player John Terry made a head connection to pass into the goal and mid zone player Stephen Jerard recieved a 15 yard assist to give England a clear two zero victory in the queen's own England town. __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.

05-28-2008, 04:42 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,266	U.S.A. were lucky to get zero. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-28-2008, 04:43 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,266	Jolly Olde England 2 Team America zilch, nadda, zip. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-28-2008, 04:45 PM
jackhammer A Cabled Discount Join Date: May 2007 Location: U.K Posts: 5,354	Tea V Cola. There can be only one winner. __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.

05-28-2008, 04:46 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,266	Why didn't they field an offense? __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-28-2008, 05:00 PM
jackhammer A Cabled Discount Join Date: May 2007 Location: U.K Posts: 5,354	Defense is the new offense apparently, and when Shrek caught a few American players with his protective foot stud boots it was reasoned that letting the English run the 70 yard line was the best way to play soccer. __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.