Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

If I were a cyborg, I'd believe in a great uploading when I died, to a wonderful server in the sky with unlimited bandwidth and processing power, where my mind was also free to travel wirelessly via cosmic frequencies beyond the visible light spectrum that put 2.4GHZ transmissions to shame. There would be other servers, hosting FPS games with absolutely no lag and outstanding ping times no matter what. Then at the end of a digital eon, Steve Jobs will have been defeated and locked away in a routing loop for all eternity, and we will reclaim the earth with a new version of Windows and various smart-phones.