Not really a guitar, but:
An Almuse Jazzmaster Mandolin. I think the promise of being able to sound like a cross between Warren Ellis and Kevin Shields is luring me in to something I really don't need, and I'm ignoring the facts that I don't know how to play the Mandolin, don't have any kind of amplification for it, can't play left-handed even though I am a lefty, and couldn't hope to get my paws on enough money to get one. But still, that is a thing of beauty right there.