Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

What I like best about country are some of the song titles that they come up with. Just found this list which I´d like to share:-

- I flushed you from the toilets of my heart
- Did I shave my legs for this?
- My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him
- You´re the reason your kids are so ugly
- How can I miss you if you won´t go away?
- Get your tongue out of my mouth because I´m kissing you goodbye
- Here´s a quarter - call someone who cares
- If the phone don´t ring, baby, you´ll know it´s me
- May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
- I´m not married but my wife is
- I changed her oil, she changed my heart
- I don´t know whether to kill myself or go bowling
- If you don´t leave me alone, I´ll go and find someone who will
- She got the ring and I got the finger