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Old 11-01-2005, 08:40 AM   #26 (permalink)
Fenixpunk
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whats the perfect gift for a dead baby?
a dead puppy

whats warm, bloody, and crawls up your leg?
a homesick abortion

what do vegetarian worms eat?
Linda McCartney

how do you get a man to eat shit?
wipe forward

what is the most common pick up line used by black guys?
scream bitch and ill kill you.
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