Condescending stereotypical Australian comment # 1,734: "G'day mate! Throw a few shrimps on the barbie and grab a cold one!"
Seriously, welcome to the land of Journals. You're just in time to qualify for inclusion on the new Journal League Table, due to be published for the first time ever on Sunday!
Nice to have ya along: looking forward to seeing what you have to say.
Cool title too!