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Old 11-26-2013, 08:56 AM   #456 (permalink)
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A man walks into a bank and after waiting for 20 minutes in line he goes straight to a customer service rep and says
"Hey, lady, I got this here cheque for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore."
"Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank."
"Well excuse me, but this f*ckin' cheque ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language."
"Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says.
"Well then let's get the f*ckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of sh*t is this I
have to take from you?"
The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?"
The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it."
The man says "Hey all's I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this f*ckin' cheque for 15 million dollars."
The manager looks at the cheque and then at the man and says "And this f*ckin' bitch won't help you?"
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