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Old 11-30-2013, 08:58 AM   #459 (permalink)
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What's grey and red and comes in litres?
An elephant.

What's grey and green and comes in litres?
Same elephant after a couple of weeks.

What do you do if there's an elephant in your house?
Run out before you drown.
Dude...what?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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