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ladyislingering · 12-28-2013, 02:21 PM

top 10 things that would piss me off on a daily basis if I had a child:

10. Their booger-encrusted face.
09. Their endless amounts of dribbling slobber.
08. Trying to dress them with their spastic limbs.
07. Feeding their ridiculously uncoordinated mouth.
06. Vomit. Anywhere. Anytime.
05. Piss/shit on everything. Their general disgusting child-stench.
04. The fact that I would never sleep again, probably.
03. The excess flab on my body from that ungrateful little troll.
02. The noises it would make. All of them.
01. Elmo. He isn't even a real Muppet. He's an "anything Muppet".

12-28-2013, 02:21 PM	#226 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	top 10 things that would piss me off on a daily basis if I had a child: 10. Their booger-encrusted face. 09. Their endless amounts of dribbling slobber. 08. Trying to dress them with their spastic limbs. 07. Feeding their ridiculously uncoordinated mouth. 06. Vomit. Anywhere. Anytime. 05. Piss/shit on everything. Their general disgusting child-stench. 04. The fact that I would never sleep again, probably. 03. The excess flab on my body from that ungrateful little troll. 02. The noises it would make. All of them. 01. Elmo. He isn't even a real Muppet. He's an "anything Muppet". __________________ You and I, We were born to die.