Goofle

1. You are the main protagonist of a comic book series. What's the series about?

Killer mutant pigeons. They are all mental and shit. Acid poo drops, lazer eyes and poison wing gushes. I am the dashing hero who uses advanced flying technology to catch them, analyse their DNA and to ultimately cull their existence.

2. What is your perfect weekend evening?

Either getting shit faced with my friends, or sitting in, having a few beers and watching some great TV/Films with my Dad. Both awesome.

3. What was your most recent injury and how did it happen?

I always get little cuts and bruises whilst at work. Bashing my shins against a trolley, cutting my arms on little metal railings and all that good stuff.

4. If you could meet any one of your idols, who would it be and what would you do?

I would love to meet Stewart Lee. We would probably meet in a nicely lit bar, have some smokes, drink some ale and discuss his career, influences and other topics.

5. Who was the last person tell you they loved you?

My Mum.

6. Where's your favorite place to hang out by yourself and get some alone time?

In my room, where I am now.

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