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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls
You named your dick too?
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Actually, it was named by a one-eyed, pirate, wench-captain, who kidnapped me at the age of thirteen. I was first made a cabin boy, until the ripe ol' age of sixteen, when I slew my first British officer in a boarding action (I still have his compass.) On my eighteenth birthday, the captain could no longer contain herself, and I was mounted on the poop deck, to the cheers of my fellow crew mates. It was then that my wang received its name. I don't want to talk about what became of her, though. The memory is still too painful.