Originally Posted by Janszoon

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
—Dave Barry

Originally Posted by Frownland

Found this in a YouTube comments section and thought it was superb.

Originally Posted by fiddler

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyways."

Originally Posted by Malibu

Live fast, die young.

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

"can we all just get along?"
- martin luther king jr

Originally Posted by roscoe_the_first

If you want quotes just watch Downton Abbey and the quotes made by the Dowager Countess Voilet played by Maggie Smith. Here's a couple.

Isobel: How you hate to be wrong.
Countess Violet: I wouldn’t know, I’m not familiar with the sensation.

Martha Levinson: I have no wish to be a great lady.
Countess Violet: A decision that must be reenforced whenever you look in the glass.

“Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

Countess Violet: “You are quite wonderful the way you see room for improvement wherever you look. I never knew such reforming zeal.”
Mrs. Crawley: “I take that as a compliment.”
Countess Violet: “I must’ve said it wrong.”

“Don’t be defeatist, dear, it’s very middle class.”

“I’m a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose.”

And hundreds more

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

"I would challenge anyone here to think of a question upon which we once had a scientific answer, however inadequate, but for which now the best answer is a religious one. Now, you can think of an uncountable number of questions that run the other way, where we once had a religious answer and now the authority of religion has been battered and nullified by science, and by moral progress, and by secular progress generally. And I think that’s not an accident." -- Sam Harris

"Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own?" -- Robert G. Ingersoll

"If god doesn't like the way I live, Let him tell me, not you." -- Unknown

"If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" "No, not if you did not know." "Then why did you tell me?" -- Annie Dillard, 'Pilgrim at Tinker Creek'

"Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions." -- Frater Ravus

"'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'" -- Douglas Adams