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Old 04-09-2016, 06:15 PM   #23 (permalink)
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The solution is to have three bathrooms. Mens/Gentleman's/Bloke's bathroom/restroom/WC, Women/Ladies'/Sheila's bathroom/restroom/WC and the French restroom/salle de repos. See because men and women share bathrooms in France. So you really don't have to get involved in specifying who is using the bathroom, or who it belongs to. It could be a co-ed bathroom or uni-sex bathroom, whatever have you, but it would be called a "French" bathroom. The name "French bathroom" will be a hit. Just from the name alone it is sure to take off like other things that have "French" in the name like French Fries, French Toast, French roast coffee and French poodles.

Say if you are a woman and you feel comfortable sharing a bathroom with a bloke and the lines are too long for the Ladies' Room and you're thinking to yourself what the heck are they doing in there I gotta go You could just hop into the "French" bathroom and do whatever you have to do there. In and out, enuff said. It's win/win.
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