Jesus was in a coma because he was only crucified for a short while. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.
Everyone at the party was already super wasted and couldn't tell the difference between water and wine. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.
Shallow water. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.
Jesus gave two tuna to a couple thousand people to try to break a world record. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.
Placebo effect on the sick. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.
People have mind to think Jesus was full of ****. Whoopedy doo it's ****ing logic.
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