1. Having enough change for a McDouble.
2. Hole in pants gives off the "i dont give a ****" appeal.
3. Guitar placement makes him look really small.
4. Styrofoam end table. Smart.
5. Worst beard on the forum.
6. Bow is either magically levitating or glued to his forehead.
7. Sox. Because **** shoes.
8. Strategically-placed bucket wisely says, "I can puke without giving my roommate's ears a much-needed break from my song-writing"
9. Photo taken in friend's room to confuse internet commenters
10. "Come over here and take a picture of me holding a guitar. I can't actually play it, but people on the internet don't know that."
11. Messy room makes for good atmospheric space experimental drone rock.
12. Yamaha nylon acoustic because Yamaha nylon acoustic.
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