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Old 12-07-2016, 12:52 AM   #2229 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre
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Originally Posted by djchameleon View Post
Do more than just look like a creeper. Open your mouth and give her a compliment while you are at it.
That works too.

But no, if you can pull it off you can do it in a way where you don't look like a creeper. Usually with eye contact. I've gotten discounted beer that way.

Edit: Doesn't typically work for ugly people.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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