Neapolitan

I am imagining a box that is one foot by one foot by one foot with a tiny pinner inside, is this what you had in mind?

See your problem here is that you went outside. You should of gone into your bathroom and smoked it. Then crashed on your bed and listen to some turns. See once you step outside it's a whole different matter, the police can do almost anything they want. If you're inside they can't come in without a warrant. If they knock and ask you to come outside, don't. Make up a story why you can't. You just gave your dog a bath and you don't want to let the dog out. Maybe that there is a strawberry eating rabid mountain lion on the loose. Or perhaps combine the two stories together into one super-story and tell the police that you just gave you dog a bath and that you don't want the dog to get out because you're afraid the scent of the strawberry shampoo might lure the rabid mountain lion that's on the loose and you're it might attack your dog. Being high you might to elaborate to the police, try not to embellish the story with animals not indigenous to where you live by mentioning wild elephants, giraffes or kangaroos that are on the loose. Ask them what they want. Go into the kitchen make a replicate with whatever you have like tobacco, oregano and toilet paper, maybe saran wrap it. Shove it back into the cubic foot of popcorn, tape up the box and had it off to the police. Problem solved.

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