Originally Posted by hookers with machineguns

Jibber- 3 Beer Queer

Urban- b/c he wants me BAD.

Adidass- b/c he'll slip roofies in my drink, which I may or may not like depending on the circumstances.

Others
Fenix- b/c he drinks Fat Tire
Murder Junkie- b/c he drinks PBR I think. If not, drink PBR damnit.
Big3- b/c he's hot
and pretty much anyone else who's old enough