This one time, me and my friend were in this pet shop walking around looking at the different animals they had for fun. The clerk was showing off this giant snake that he was holding, trying to entertain customers. Out of nowhere, the snake started ****ting all over the place. It was like a firehose of liquid snake ****, just flailing all over the place as the dude holding the snake tried (but failed) to control it. It was by far the funniest thing I've ever seen in my 30 years on this planet, and it happened when I was like 16.
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