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Old 09-28-2017, 01:25 PM   #5448 (permalink)
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TFW you come home after a hard day, lie down in bed, relax and suddenly there's a loud buzzing sound and it turns out some big ass bug is chilling in your bed.
**** that ****. I have mesh on all the windows especially so none of those get in. ****ing hate insects and spiders and stuff.
The absolute worst is when you're just chilling in your room and all of a sudden there's a ****ing wasp flying around and you're forced to flee like a bitch, trapping it in your room and now you have no idea what to do. So you wrap yourself in a ridiculous amount of clothes like a god damn beekeeper and occasionally build up the courage to sneak into your room with some sort of makeshift flail, desperately searching for any sign of the wasp that is now nowhere to be seen, until you see it, strike, miss, and run with your tail between your legs.
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