Sexual abuse by a 30+ year man with a 14 year old child = stealing a lawn mower.
Brandon Moseley:
I believe Judge Roy Moore - Alabama Political Reporter
Un-****ing-believable.
Brandon Mosely:
$1,000 says this dude diddled his little sister a few decades ago.
Also, most hilarious comb over ever.
Jesus freak: commit a sin and ask God to forgive you = free pass for the rest of your life.
Atheist: commit a crime and go the **** to jail.
In hindsight, the x-files should have done a mini-series about bible belt yokels.
Happy Neo?