Originally Posted by Chiomara

Bobby Flay is a vile goblin, truly. I want to fight him.

I also hate the fact that Rachael Ray-- a useless toad-- still somehow has a show. (And The Pioneer Woman. She has the screen presence of a potato.)


Anyway, I felt compelled to see if erotic Food Network fanfiction is a thing that exists, and shockingly there isn't really a whole lot out there (aside from stories that were obviously written as a joke, like this one, which is admittedly entertaining)

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.