AesopHawk
I once knew a guy with a twelve inch wanger,
but his girlfriend's father wouldn't ever let him bang her.
After a year, she got a blue clit,
and rubbed herself off till it made her shit.
As for the guy, he did the same thing,
only instead of a clit he rubbed his ding-a-ling.
All his jizz came out in spurts,
and he came so much that it cured world thirst.
In the end, they never got a chance to fuck,
since they both were run over by a sentient truck.
Thus ends the story, and the moral, though crude,
is that life is too short to be a lame prude.
Don't be a gun without even a bullet.
If you want the dick, then find one and pull it.
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