I have come back from the future to warn you all about something. Unfortunately, our scientists did not anticipate the time loop dilation reaction (tldr) which has wiped my memory of the future, so I do not remember what it is I was supposed to warn you about. However, I do remember enough about my training to know that if I have sex here in the "past" it will be catastrophic for the future, so I have been forced, for the good of mankind and the future Earth, to enter a monastery. And here I stay. My sacrifice is great.
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