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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Ori,
Other than trying to dis on me every chance you get, what's your mission statement?
You're starting to come across as a total dick. Just saying.
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My mission statement is thus:
1. Save the world (except New Jersey)
2. Fu
ck an android
3. Write a story that I'm 100% satisfied with
4. Get paid to do what I love
5. Replace one of my hands with a Psycho Gun
6. Learn the secrets of teleportation so I never again have to deal with shi
tty drivers
7. Learn to cook the perfect plate of scrambled eggs
8. Fight a clone of myself on top of a moving train
9. Escape Raccoon City
10. Mess with Chules Verne when he goofs