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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Do you get paid by the comma?
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I was, always taught that, you use commas where, you would pause if, you were speaking the sentence or, where you want to, place a particular, emphasis. Also I provide, gainful employment and a sense, of job satisfaction for, unemployed commas who would, otherwise, be, hanging around kicking, their heels in, disjointed sentences. So, in, conclusion, **** you, you comma-hater,
