I would blow my ****ing brains out if I had to deal with these puns all day. Blow. My. ****ing. Brains. Out. All over the wall.
You'd be like "What's a pirates favorite letter?"
I'd be like "R?"
And you'd respond with "No, it's the C!!!!"
And POP!!!! Blood, brains, fragments of skull and possibly my eye ball splatter all over the wall behind me as you all look in horror.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.
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Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.
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