Originally Posted by RL Clown

My answer:

Jason Statham is my role model. I think it's safe to say that Jason Statham is one of the best action movie fighters of all time. He would definitely make the top-10 list (he's up there along with Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.) His style is very original; he combines Asian martial arts with hardcore British fighting. The only thing negative I can say about Jason Statham is that he hasn't won an Oscar, but he will one day... Jason Statham can do anything. He can drive any vehicle and he can have sex with any woman.

This video honors Jason Statham:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwErIkbhvI

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist