To get a jazz gig in the US, you're only allowed to play this song
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Piano Solo
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Horn Solo (repeat until each horn player gets a solo)
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Drum Solo
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Or you can bring in your girlfriend and have her spit on Nina Simone's grave.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
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