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Originally Posted by Frownland
Sometimes I shoot heroin into my asshole after I eat a really expensive meal so that I can keep it in my system for a while and get my money's worth.
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Sometimes if a burger is way overpriced, I'll eat half of it, boof the other half, let the two halves coalesce in my stomach, regurgitate it and eat it again to get my money's worth.
I'll teach you to charge $1.69 for a McDouble!