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Old 01-22-2019, 01:00 PM   #70 (permalink)
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to tell you all the truth, i'm getting fedup with relationships

i'm going to look or a black hooker
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going after a lawyer friend

MUST.STOP.THINKING.ABOUT.HER.PUSSY
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i want to have sex with a goat

i've already tried sheep

(i was in Wales, after all)
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been wanking a lot lately

i mean a lot
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tighten your vagina

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i still have sex the way fish do, well my discharge, anyway
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^^I think i'll be celibate for a while anyway

my fighting companion in "Skyrim" just got killed

i can't get over her
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