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Old 07-30-2019, 07:28 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,
I have two urgent questions:
1. How can you tell if a girl likes you?
2. How to stop the government from turning the frogs gay?
Sincerely,
a confused girl
The answer to both is: these things do not happen because the genetics make it impossible.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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