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Old 10-06-2019, 07:32 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Best Avatar: elph (cause he sticks with one ****ty avatar that always looks like him)
Best Signature: I've been here for almost a decade. I don't read that **** anymore.
Sexiest Member (female): Maria (if I ever get a sex change we're gonna kiss and ****)
Sexiest Member (male): Exo (you clearly care about looking like a dude who could be a guest on the needle drop)
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: Manifest Blasphemy (he posts three things a. generic black metal videos, b. meathead MMA ****, or c. on very rare occasions he says that he understands if the rest of the forum isn't hard enough to listen to black metal cause it's too real for the trendies. **** you, retard.)
Biggest Fanboy / Fangirl of the Year: elph (**** you, retard)
Best Writer: all the actual writers fell off but elph very occasionally does good **** to make up for it
Nicest member: Lisnaholic (he's so pleasant that it gives me a hard on that you can see his slow decent into nihilism in the Environmental Watchdog Thread)
Smartest poster: Frown (the high water mark of atheist forum intellectuals)
Funniest member: Oriphiel (his wordplay is brilliant and no one else can use so few words to express so much personality and intent)
Angriest Member: Occult Hawk (when they bury him he will boil the soil)
Best Mediator: bro when was the last time there was mediation?
Best Site Contributor: Mondo (cause the ****er won't stop being awesome)
Biggest Music Contributor: Mondo (cause the ****er won't shut up)
Best Media Forum Contributor: I miss Exo's movie reviews
Best Plugger (plug.dj): plug isn't MB so this shouldn't be a category
Best Taste in Music: elph (basically the worst taste except for the most important ****)
Most Improved Member: jwb (just because there isn't a Most Deteriorated Member category)
Most Underrated Poster: Lucem (smarter than he seems)
Best Thread Starter: whoever started the "Your Day" thread
Most Missed Poster: MicShazam (misunderstood by so many, was one of the nicest members of my time, and I respected his idiosyncratic music taste, if you're reading this then come back)
Most Diverse Music Taste: Occult Hawk (when he talks about anything other than free jazz he talks about everything)
Most Mainstream Music Taste: mindfulness
Thread of the Year: Which Mod Is the Biggest Fascist? (Besides Frownland)
Moderator of the Year: **** all y'all
Best Journal 2019: journals are dead
Best New Member 2019: MarieMarie (I thought she joined earlier last year but apparently only October so she counts)
Member of the Year 2019: elph (he's been gunning for MB's biggest trainwreck for years but I think he finally nailed it this year)
Best Rivalry: me vs. DWV (low intensity jibing has been heating up for years but I think we're finally at a place where only one of us will leave Thunderdome)
Biggest Lounge Lizard: mindfulness (what do you do with your life?)
Virtuoso of the Year: who cares?
Best Member Music Album (Released in 2019): who cares?
Lifetime Achievement Award: elph (cause he's got nothing else going on and puts his all into throwing his personality around)
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