Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Cats go about the day constantly using their extrasensory perception. I catch them staring at doors at the time hoping it will open for them. Only problem: doors are totally oblivious to cats and their cat whims. I know they have those things in a door where pets can come and go as they please, but why ruin a perfectly good door with a truck flap? What needs to be invented is a door that can interact with cat telepathy.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.