Me: You're mad, Charles. You're buying way too many comics.
Also me: Shut up, Charles.
Just got this bad boy and I'm excited for three reasons: I'm already a fan of the Thunderbolts from reading their earlier stories but this is the first physical Thunderbolts comic I own; in this book Norman ****ing Osborn becomes leader of the Thunderbolts and adds Venom and Bullseye to the team (upping the crazy factor by like 20) so they can hunt down unregistered superheroes for S.H.I.E.L.D. after Civil War, which is just so perverted and cool that I can't stand it; and this is also my first Warren Ellis comic and I've been meaning to read something of his since I keep hearing his name spoken in the same breath as writers like Alan Moore and Grant Morrison who are my gods.
And a fourth reason I'm excited is anything with Moonstone in it being a conniving, evil bitch is my favorite thing.