Oh hi elph.
Can't believe I didn't post these obviously superior photos instead.. This one's about 6 months old and I'm posing with glow in the dark skeletons while wearing my favorite britney spears tshirt:
And
With the household sword. I took like 800 photos while murmuring "I'm literally Joan of Arc" to myself. (love how the light of the TV highlights my acne scars)
obligatory graveyard photo (taken with my beloved Fisher Price camera which unfortunately I've lost. It's really good for taking grainy spooky outdoor photos. I mean, if early 2000s webcam-quality photos is something you consider ""really good"". Thankfully I used it to take some photos of the now-fully-abandoned mall shortly before it was shut down.
Another from the goth cowboy era. There were lots of Squatting by Trees photoshoots. (notice my pants also have a tree branch design on them. LOVE those pants)
OK I'm done for now. My current rosacea flare-up will prohibit me from taking photos any time soon so don't worry.