Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Nope. I have a boyfriend translates into I like dick and I know you have one. I have a girlfriend means don’t you want to play switcheroo on our vaginas. They both also imply there’s something especially enticing about me I’m wanted and the possibility of a special naughty cheat session is suddenly in the air.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.