Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Nope. I have a boyfriend translates into I like dick and I know you have one. I have a girlfriend means don’t you want to play switcheroo on our vaginas. They both also imply there’s something especially enticing about me I’m wanted and the possibility of a special naughty cheat session is suddenly in the air.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.