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Old 12-19-2020, 06:59 PM   #200 (permalink)
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Just reminding everyone that this movie exists:





it's about a lady who hits her head and dies and goes to heaven, where Shirley MacLaine greets her (while wearing a white poncho) and is like "It's fine, I'm a Christmas Angel. You have to go back to earth and serve as a temporary Christmas Angel now so that you can make this single dad (Will from Will & Grace) happy. Here is your white poncho" and they discuss it while they walk on the beach like two ladies in an overactive bladder medication commercial. Aside from that it's basically the same as every other Hallmark movie. I was telling Marie about it in the discord recently.



Those Netflix off-brand hallmark christmas movies will never be able to quite match the level of insanity of the original hallmark ones. (Though one could argue that both exist within the same dark cinematic universe, the same one The Christmas Prince trilogy exists in, as that one girl on youtube who everyone links me to talks about. edit: but the Hallmark portion of that universe is far darker. In the netflix movies, there is too much light/lifeforce in the eyes of the actors. Whereas in the Hallmark christmas movies of the past several years or so, they are all dead behind the eyes. There is absolutely nothing there. The love interest will be in some scene where he's playing a guitar in the christmas cafe, smiling widely and laughing and his eyes will just look like two abysses of despair)
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