Who last came to your front door?
Yeah probably the mailman.
Do you have any phonebooks or know when you last used one?
Haven't seen a phonebook in at least a decade.
How did you observe New Years?
Probably got drunk.
Can you whistle?
He) yeah. I love whistling so loudly and shrill that everyone hates me.
EXTRA CREDIT
What do you eat with saltines or do you eat saltines by themselves or not at all?
I guess I just eat them by themselves or maybe in some tomato soup.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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