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Originally Posted by KimBertrand
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5. What's your favourite shark?
It's hammer time.
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6. Turn on your TV and write down the first three sentences someone says
"President Biden today"
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That's three words, not three sentences.
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Originally Posted by ribbons
You could recommend a pamphlet and not disappoint.
Read any good pamphlets lately?
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So You Want To Be A Shark...
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Originally Posted by ribbons
You hit the nail on the head there.
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Originally Posted by ribbons
Let's take the conga line and I'll join you there.
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I would, but the waiting list is huge!
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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks
Goblin sharks are weirder than Hammerhead sharks - everyone knows that.
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Weird yes, but also fugly. Hammerheads aren't fugly, they're cute. You just want to pick two of them up, cross them over and go Pink Floyd-style down the road with them, turning this way and that... well maybe. Hammerheads>Goblins (of which I was not aware until now, thanks for the nightmare!)
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Originally Posted by ribbons
^ Yikes!! Agreed! ***carefully swims away***
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Agrees, tries to swim after ribbons; realises can't swim, drowns. Is eaten by Goblin shark (or should that be gobblin' shark?)